Sichuanese humor in adversity

Heard that on the 12th day of a big-school class is to earthquakes, Wang Waimian students started running, the old professors shouted: Mo coming down to do, I named one point out of a Khan ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ -- I was called in, very calm character of the telephone told a friend: "earthquake," the friend told me very calm: "it linked to the same!" -- A friend said his house when the earthquake dog Haizai Shui, the day after his home was beaten dog meal -- Members have heard today pendulum, a University of the Japanese foreign instructors only Biaohan. Japan is not always the earthquake shock as he used to. 5.12 an earthquake, he was very calm and chanting students躲到under desks, Kazakhstan at the end of buffeting children, students climb out from under the table, he continued to give lectures. School teachers and students to the playground set, leading a school Qing Dynasty: Shui! Japanese classes of people furans » Immediately sent people to find the cut, find the head of the classroom, they are still on Japanese classes. . . -- I have never experienced 512 earthquakes that day I just going to pay telephone charges, has just come to Tianfu Square电信营业厅the door, saw a group of people out of impulse, thought, was, it was robbery -- My friends are squatting tuba, earthquakes, to her friend: a recent miscellaneous body so Pie Oh, Dundao feet in a flash ~ ~ ~ ~ -- We units an old engineer, when the earthquake from 13 to 11 went to the House floor, a sudden emergence of a "by the computer not related!" 13 House, then returned to the Commissioner of the computer before running down! Later, the deeds of the company's recognition of veterans, admirable! -- 5.12 earthquake is a friend to try to buy the car just started to open the air-conditioned car shaking my friends said: yo mother of the poor quality of this car opened air-conditioned car in the whole dynamic will go to manufacturers such as return on just finished See next to a large group of people ran out shouting know that this earthquake is the earthquake -- An African black Waer travel to Chengdu, in a hotel, guesthouse when the earthquake that caught fire, and Waer to the fastest speed into the empty plains, when the firefighters said the fire was surprised ", he Immortal Banban, have never seen the charred also ran so fast the "........... -- It was the 12th earthquake in Tianfu Square, people riding on the South. He saw that in Chairman Mao waved to him. Zhuang Jian was scared almost to the car. Stop to know the earthquake